All 30 game Reviews

Ace Pilot Ace Pilot

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This game is mostly a movie with some playing in between but I don't mind it, the dialogue is hilarious and the animation is very well done.
A few glitches maybe in the gameplay:
-I was killing enemies right after the "Distress Call" scene and the 3 big ships that couldn't seem to fight back, dispersed. I killed 2 of them but the 3rd escaped off screen and it's unreachable. I'm just flying around now.
-When I got frustrated, I tried to pause or go to the menu or something but I couldn't find a button so I pressed "P" and my ship just stopped moving. Maybe I wasn't paying attention and thats what it was supposed to do. But I also pressed "M" for menu or something and nothing happened.

That's pretty much it. I love it for the most part.

EldritchAbomination responds:

Thanks for the comment! I'm fixing the escaping ships now, and we're still looking into that pause issue. The pause issue is pretty rare now.

Also - you can customize ALL of your controls in the Options Menu

Defend Your Trump Defend Your Trump

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Could work on it more

I don't know if the electric fields were meant to follow your every move or it randomly shocks different parts but i really couldnt leave the bottom since the shock rate was 10x faster than my movement and they were hovering right over me. Difficulty is a key component to a game but there's a difference between challenging and just pissing people off.
The concept is funny though considering its fucking trump, I'd assume he'd have the dinero to buy upgrades. Would be nice for bombs or more speed, or spikes or something.
This game had potential to be fun but it's really basic and repetitive.
Though I understand that there might not be any edits since this was just put out to let the idea out.

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Ultimate Death Trap 2 Ultimate Death Trap 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I like the improvement on the game since your last one. Basic but still enjoyable.
My only problem is the ending! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to grab to hit the demon--the bottle? the gun? the staff? it's bugging me and I've scanned over every other part of town looking for it. I thought maybe the statue with the bow and arrow but nothing is clickable there. Basically nothing was clickable anymore by the time I got to this part (other than the ability to move to different screens)
I don't know.... lack of indication as to what sort of item to use makes you lose some points. Overall a fun game.
I just want to know how to end it :(

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kokos0102 responds:

You're almost there. You have to do something in the room where the big red thing is shooting on you ;-)
Thanks for the review!

Trigger Knight Trigger Knight

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well a few things.

There have been several complaints on the randomness in the queue of this game. Honestly I have no problem with it, I think this game is based on how to sort your necessities at a moments notice. Quick thinking is the point of it.

Its not worth mentioning the graphics and style, both are obviously well done.

The main thing that irks me is the monsters shown in the queue. I feel slightly uncomfortable that I don't know what kind of monster is coming up since the monster icon is the same for every one.
I still stick to liking the random draw of shops and enemies but I also suggest a progress bar to the boss. That would be the only predictable thing I'd want for this game.

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Guild Dungeons Guild Dungeons

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I hate you so much

I wasted nearly 5 hours on this and didnt even start my projects due for tomorrow. =___=
your game is cigarettes, really.
great job. simple, passes the time wayyy too easily >:(

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Piter-Pan Piter-Pan

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Pretty much the same

Highly agree with Merck3. If you're going to make an adult game, it can't be all cum and glitter. Needs some thought out programing. This is just ridiculously difficult when it really shouldn't be.

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Frantic Frigates Frantic Frigates

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Mm getting there

This is a neat little game and for someone who likes games with upgrades, I thought this would be up my ally.
Unfortunately not so much..
You tried a new spin on the upgrade system. Starting at point A at every new game. This got me very frustrated honestly. It just didn't seem like playing anymore, it was more like I had to gather as much as I could before I died and hoped I can upgrade my ship for more lives plus getting all the upgrades. Too much of a headache.
I like the design of the game, everything worked smoothly and the music was fine.
But that blaring..well I don't want to call it flaw but--aspect of the game just didn't do it for me. Sorry I like to save my upgrades.

Big Bubble Big Bubble

Rated 2 / 5 stars

U mite az well b typn lyk dis.

Creative idea. Simple. Maybe too simple. But that's not the issue here.

Typos are a big problem with me.

It's so unprofessional to include simple literary mistakes and on top of that, even if you fixed them, the directions are way too brief. I still took a while until I realized I was even the green bubble at all. Your first sentence in the tutorial is "White bubble is good", I'm going to assume I'm the white bubble. (no racism included)
It's just how any human would read this. If I'm the green bubble, make it a lot more obvious.
Lack of good direction just caused me nothing but frustration and took away from actually enjoying this seemingly "casual" game.

The graphics are cute but looks a bit cheap. Truthfully.
The sounds are fine. Simple.
Graphics and playability works fine.
But unfortunately, I need to take off a lot of points for lack of a good tutorial, typos, and lack of writing skills.

Side note:
Sometimes, my little green bubble would simply get absorbed because it ran out of "points". Not because I was touching it but because it was cornered by 3 big pink bubbles and let it get absorbed. My complaint, the game over screen was always the same annoying message "DONT TOUCH OTHER CELLS WHITE GROWING".
(Oh my lanta. Please fix the typos.)
I didn't lose the round because of what your message implied. I lost because it was absorbed on it's own. I suggest adding variety to these messages.

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Cuboy: Hot Pants Cuboy: Hot Pants

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ugh optical illusions

Hahah I love this. I still haven;t gotten sick of his little grunts when I last for a long time.
Its gotten so bad though that I literally see everything sort of inverted as if the lava was upside down. Lol I MC Escher's this bitch.
Kept me playing for hours.
Great graphics as always
Hilarious voice and characterization.
Simple controls which is what appeals to me most.
Much love.

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EdibleCastle responds:

<3 .

Bob's Busy Boxing Biz Bob's Busy Boxing Biz

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Can't follow this.

I'm sorry if I drop in to the majority that can't figure this out but I'm personally very good at catching on to things. this is just puzzling.
I feel like I'm doing something wrong in the sub-game packing portion. I heard a "cha-ching" when I packed the first box and then I just kept losing money for every other packing. I don't even know what I'm doing wrong.
Tried to follow the tutorial to the best of my abilities but this needs more clarification. I'm sorry to reiterate like everyone else.
It is a fantastic game. The graphics are fun and the sound greatly aids in the joke that this is simply packing and shipping shit for money.
Just add more info in the tutorial level.

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